I really like your blog, the satire is great and I just want to envelop you within the walls of my vaginal flaps so you can make your epic satire there.
Anonymous
that’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me
hey i just looked at your pictures and you're really fucking pretty :)
Anonymous
thanks
Is your blog salad? Cause I always start laughing when I see it
Anonymous
After seeing you beautiful blog it made me wonder, what am i, the great and powerful mayor or the universe, doing with thy life? I brainstormed a few things and.... Walla. Now i work a fulltime job, taking photots of a salads, raising my dear salad children, publishing varouis books about my salad theory and salad formula. I cry and laugh with my salad all day. everyday.
Anonymous
congratulations!! i am so glad i could inspire you to achieve your fullest potential in life! may your salad always be hilarious
What kind of sick fuck wishes for someone to be raped and then claims to be a feminist. gross
Anonymous
one time you liked my selfie on facebook and i was like aww and it made me real happy and u are super cute dont stop believin xx
Anonymous
aw thanks really sweet, if you come off anon i will like all your selfies!!!
These assumptions about you make me sad because you're actually awesome :((
Anonymous
thank you! yeah i’m sure if these people would talk to me first they wouldn’t feel such strong hatred for me.
you do look a bit like boxxy no offence its the guyliner
Anonymous
i’m not offended by that, she’s cute!
